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Watson! Or: The World's #1 Mug

by Benjamin Harrison

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I woke up in a strange place I don't know where I am Where is my country? Where's my town? Where will I buy all of my hamb? I have to go I cannot stay This place, it is not mine I think it's time, I think it's time I think it's time, I think it's time The big man's back is covered in hair And I think I saw Glenn Miller in there He waved at me, looking frightfully gay Blew his big ol' horn and scarpered away Well I knew that cat was still alive That his plane was still zooming 'round the sky He's still playing tunes whenever he can And composing stuff, he's a composin' man He's probably having a good time proper With Harold Holt and Jimmy Hoffa I told ya that channel weren't no killer It'd take more than that to finish off Glenn Miller
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I have a dream About a steakhouse with a dancefloor Just imagine it, you could eat a t-bone And get the meat sweats cuttin' loose in the club The beat, the party The beef is really hearty The beat, the party The beef is really hearty I got a girl who don't eat meat She's a vegan She don't even eat cheese Or drink milk Or eat honey For some reason I wanna take her to my carnivorous nightclub But she says she can't dance in her Doctor Marten boots And she keeps pouring red paint All over my nice, clean, white jumpsuit The beat, the party The beef is really hearty The beat, the party The beef is really hearty The beat, the party The beef is really hearty The steak, the pants I think it's time to dance
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True Grot 04:16
I'm not sure I'm made of metal I feel like melting sometimes I know Joe has got a few guns And a handful of darts too This song don't even rhyme That's okay I'm just here for a bad time I do not like mimes I leaned forth and had a grovel Better out than in I say Then I went back to my hovel Then I slept for a whole day There's nothing on TV Only Charles In Charge and Quincy M.E. F.U.I.C. The recession we had to have Cultural Groucho Marxist I feel so damn Oscar Wilde A moose loose aboot the hoose Maybe it ain't that hot Maybe our brains are all starting to rot We live in true grot
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Seno grande, molto buono Divento solido Pompando, tempo bagnato Anziano avvocato Domo arigato Signore Roboto Vado nella porta sul retro Mi chiamano marrone Bruno Cornuto cazzo d'oro Felice e profondo Devo sputare, avanzare Onda bianca
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I love Jesus Christ He's my guy I know he's smiling down at me From the sky And I know we'll be seeing him real soon I know he's real, I can feel it in my soul He's the god of love, he's the god of coal I was put on this Earth to use it up Why neglect an overrunning cup? My god created fossil fuels Six thousand years ago The sun is Satan, the wind is fake We need fair dinkum, holy Aussie coal I know I'm going up to my lord What do we need this planet for?

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Well, foax, here it is. The third one of these. And the last? Time will tell.

All tracks recorded, crafted, produced and stitched together with LMMS and Audacity.

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released December 3, 2018

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Benjamin Harrison Adelaide, Australia

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